{"id":1158,"date":"2021-08-23T17:21:13","date_gmt":"2021-08-23T17:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=1158"},"modified":"2021-08-23T17:23:41","modified_gmt":"2021-08-23T17:23:41","slug":"reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=1158","title":{"rendered":"Uforl\u00f8st"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I for\u00e5ret faldt s\u00f8manden og jeg for et &#8220;Jatak-tilbud&#8221; p\u00e5 Facebook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det er ikke noget, som vi normalt bruger, men denne gang var det \u00e6bletr\u00e6er.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">299 pr.stk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fine tr\u00e6er p\u00e5 S\u00e6by Planteskole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vi k\u00f8bte to, en af hver slags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Studievejlederen takkede ogs\u00e5 ja til 2 stk, som vi lovede at tage med, s\u00e5 s\u00f8manden og jeg satte os ind i bilen med kurs mod S\u00e6by, for at hente de 4 dejlige \u00e6bletr\u00e6er.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And When in Rome..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;s\u00e5 kunne jeg jo ikke bare smutte ind efter de tr\u00e6er. Jeg var da n\u00f8dt til at lave en rundering, og fik da b\u00e5de klematis og en klatrehortensia i tr\u00e6kvognen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og s\u00e5 var det, at jeg kom forbi omr\u00e5det med chiliplanter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vi har et dejligt drivhus i haven, med en k\u00e6mpe stor gammel vin, der lystigt producerer druer hele sensommeren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der er ogs\u00e5 en bambus sofa og et plantebord i det drivhus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men har vi alts\u00e5 ikke chiliplanter, tomat eller agurk og den slags derude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Allerh\u00f8jst lidt blomsterstiklinger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men nu elsker jeg st\u00e6rk mad, og if\u00f8lge s\u00f8manden s\u00e5 h\u00e6lder jeg gerne chilisovs p\u00e5 alt inklusiv koldsk\u00e5l, hvis jeg f\u00e5r lov, s\u00e5 derfor stod jeg lidt at faldt i staver foran det store fine udvalg af appetitlige chiliplanter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 var det, at jeg fik \u00f8je p\u00e5 den.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En lille, gr\u00f8n ydmyg plante med det mest forbl\u00f8ffende navn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Chili Penis Choli&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et n\u00e6rstudie af indl\u00e6gssedlen oplyste, at planten simpelthen groede chilier i penisform.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 hvis man ventede l\u00e6nge nok, og huske at vande, s\u00e5 ville man ganske enkelt f\u00e5 et helt tr\u00e6 fuld af tissem\u00e6nd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Styrke 4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg k\u00f8bte planten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plantede den ud i en fin lerpotte og stillede den forventningsfuld i drivhuset.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da hedeb\u00f8lgen var p\u00e5 sit h\u00f8jeste, flyttede jeg den ind i k\u00f8kkenvinduet, ved siden af s\u00f8mandens avokadotr\u00e6.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuld af forventning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men den har alts\u00e5 kun groet en enkelt forkr\u00f8blet diller.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Med mulige tegn p\u00e5 forhudsbet\u00e6ndelse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00f8manden mener, at jeg ikke har g\u00f8det den nok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Faktisk har jeg slet ikke g\u00f8det den, for jeg troede slet ikke, at det var n\u00f8dvendig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Min erfaring med den slags, er at hvis de f\u00e5r lov til at st\u00e5, s\u00e5 kommer de helt af sig selv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 jeg bliver n\u00f8dt til at konstatere, at chili-diller-planten er en nitte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bladene er begyndt at se lidt underlige ud, og den enlige h\u00f8st ligger ensomt tilbage p\u00e5 k\u00f8kkenbordet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-pyt med det, sagde s\u00f8manden opmuntrende, da vi stod og betragtede de s\u00f8rgelige rester, -hvis du gerne vil have lidt dill&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-nejtak, svarede jeg og kiggede trist p\u00e5 nedfaldsfrugten, der ikke engang n\u00e5ede at f\u00e5 den fine r\u00f8de farve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Resultatet af vand i litervis, sol og varme og 69 kroner til S\u00e6by Planteskole.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1 1\/2 centimeter gr\u00f8n chili-diller.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det var godt nok meget arbejde, for s\u00e5dan en smule tissemand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I for\u00e5ret faldt s\u00f8manden og jeg for et &#8220;Jatak-tilbud&#8221; p\u00e5 Facebook. 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