{"id":118,"date":"2017-12-10T16:25:37","date_gmt":"2017-12-10T16:25:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=118"},"modified":"2017-12-10T16:25:37","modified_gmt":"2017-12-10T16:25:37","slug":"dagens-julepynt-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"Dagens julepynt #9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For satan han er tr\u00e6t!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5dan slidt helt ned til sokkeholderne og &#8220;I don&#8217;t give a fuck&#8221; &#8211; tr\u00e6t&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Alting har \u00e6ndret sig og nutidens irriterende m\u00f8gunger og deres curlingsfor\u00e6ldre kan rende og h\u00f8nse.<\/p>\n<p>Han har ikke rigtigt f\u00e5et sparet op til pensionen.<\/p>\n<p>Han er n\u00f8dt til at blive ved med at arbejde, indtil han er 472..<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to be a nissemand, og han har den ondemelynene ikke t\u00e6nkt sig at investere i en ny dragt. Den m\u00e5 holde hans tid ud og i\u00f8vrigt skal han g\u00e5 tidligt den 24 december&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-119\" src=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_1967-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_1967-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/IMG_1967.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For satan han er tr\u00e6t! S\u00e5dan slidt helt ned til sokkeholderne og &#8220;I don&#8217;t give a fuck&#8221; &#8211; tr\u00e6t&#8230; Alting har \u00e6ndret sig og nutidens irriterende m\u00f8gunger og deres curlingsfor\u00e6ldre kan rende og h\u00f8nse. Han har ikke rigtigt f\u00e5et sparet op til pensionen. Han er n\u00f8dt til at blive ved med at arbejde, indtil han &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=118\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dagens julepynt #9<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[34,12,13,32,26,50,49,27,29,48,19,11,6,5,28],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dagens-julepynt","tag-dagensjulepynt","tag-genbrug","tag-genbrugsfund","tag-genbrugsjul","tag-jul","tag-julemand","tag-julemanden","tag-julepynt","tag-nisser","tag-politiskukorrekt","tag-retro","tag-rockabella","tag-rockabilly","tag-vintage","tag-vintagejul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}