{"id":1537,"date":"2022-09-21T17:11:25","date_gmt":"2022-09-21T17:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2022-09-21T17:15:14","modified_gmt":"2022-09-21T17:15:14","slug":"lys-over-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=1537","title":{"rendered":"Lys over land"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-vi skal have en samtale, meddelte jeg s\u00f8manden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Han fik omg\u00e5ende sm\u00e5 nerv\u00f8se tics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-en samtale, mumlede han og tog en forsigtig t\u00e5r af den varme kaffe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Han sk\u00e6vede til mig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-om hvad? spurgte han og satte omhyggeligt kaffekoppen tilbage p\u00e5 bordet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-om julebelysning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg kiggede opfordrende p\u00e5 han.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-kom med din mening!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u00e5h, jeg har ikke rigtigt nogen mening, fors\u00f8gte han og var tydeligvis r\u00e6dselsslagen for, at jeg ville tvinge ham til at deltage i julepyntningsseancen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 var det, at jeg lige m\u00e5tte udfylde paletten for ham. Minde ham om det plasticjuletr\u00e6, som jeg pynter hvert \u00e5r med min store samling af glaskugler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og lysk\u00e6der.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minde ham om de kul\u00f8rte lysk\u00e6der, som jeg plejer at h\u00e6nge op udenfor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Minde ham om lysk\u00e6der OG str\u00f8mforbrug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 havde jeg hans interesse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For jeg gider ikke at h\u00e6nge lysk\u00e6der op og pynte tr\u00e6et, hvis de kun m\u00e5 v\u00e6re t\u00e6ndte i det n\u00f8jagtige tidsrum, hvor jeg opholde mig i stuen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I en normal december, s\u00e5 t\u00e6nder jeg for k\u00e6derne omkring klokken fire om eftermiddagen, og slukker n\u00e5r jeg g\u00e5r i seng.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg slukker ikke for k\u00e6derne, hvis jeg g\u00e5r ud af rummet, fordi jeg skal ordne vasket\u00f8j eller p\u00e5 toilettet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 er jeg s\u00e5dan en vanvittig type, der lader lyset br\u00e6nde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00f8manden er mere lyseslukker typen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Forleden slukkede han for lyset, fordi jeg var g\u00e5et ud af stuen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg skulle bare hente en l\u00e6bepomade i sovev\u00e6relset.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det tog cirka 11 sekunder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 var stuen m\u00f8rklagt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og det er jo b\u00e5de godt og fornuftigt af spare p\u00e5 str\u00f8m og varme i den kommende Putin-vinter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men hvis det bliver et t\u00e6nden og slukken for de lysk\u00e6der, s\u00e5 bliver det jo en stressfaktor, i stedet for et supplement til hyggen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-s\u00e5, spurgte jeg og kiggede ham lige i \u00f8jnene, -kan du lade v\u00e6re med at slukke for de lysk\u00e6der, hver gang jeg g\u00e5r ud af rummet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vi blev enige om, at de lysk\u00e6der ikke skal op i \u00e5r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Julen skal jo f\u00f8rst og fremmest v\u00e6re hyggelig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bivirkningen er s\u00e5, at plastictr\u00e6et og kuglerne ogs\u00e5 kommer til at overvintre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 vi rider stormen af og g\u00e5r oldschool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et par stearinlys, ild i br\u00e6ndeovnen og uldsokker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og sj\u00e6lefred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-vi skal have en samtale, meddelte jeg s\u00f8manden. Han fik omg\u00e5ende sm\u00e5 nerv\u00f8se tics. -en samtale, mumlede han og tog en forsigtig t\u00e5r af den varme kaffe. Han sk\u00e6vede til mig. -om hvad? spurgte han og satte omhyggeligt kaffekoppen tilbage p\u00e5 bordet. -om julebelysning. Jeg kiggede opfordrende p\u00e5 han. -kom med din mening! -\u00e5h, jeg &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=1537\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lys over land<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[528,27,491,43,122,587],"class_list":["post-1537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-bloglaurabork","tag-julepynt","tag-laurabork","tag-lyskaeder","tag-soemanden","tag-sparetips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1541,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions\/1541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}