{"id":371,"date":"2019-03-01T15:00:38","date_gmt":"2019-03-01T15:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=371"},"modified":"2019-03-01T15:02:11","modified_gmt":"2019-03-01T15:02:11","slug":"bonus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"Bonus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kender I det,&nbsp;n\u00e5r man er ved at st\u00f8vsuge, og s\u00e5 lige pludselig finder et stykke konfetti fra nyt\u00e5rsaften 2005. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og man kan ikke engang lyve for sig selv, og p\u00e5st\u00e5, at det er fra sidste nyt\u00e5rsaften, for der var man slet ikke hjemme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-og desuden er \u00e5rstal p\u00e5, s\u00e5 det har tilsyneladende opholdt sig i stuen i 14 \u00e5r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I dag da jeg st\u00f8vsugede, sad der lige pludselig en chokoladebar p\u00e5 tv\u00e6rs i mundstykket. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En chokoladebar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Under almindelig st\u00f8vsugning af stuen, l\u00f8d st\u00f8vsugeren pludseligt lidt m\u00e6rkelig, og sugevnen var betydeligt nedsat, og en hurtigt inspektion af mundstykket afsl\u00f8rede en chokoladebar med smag af julekiks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det udl\u00f8ste en r\u00e6kke af sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l, som fx: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1.Hvordan kunne jeg overse en chokoladebar midt p\u00e5 gulvet? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. Hvor l\u00e6nge har den ligget der? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3.Hvorfor er den ikke blevet spist? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. Er det ul\u00e6kkert at spise en chokoladebar, der har siddet fast i st\u00f8vsugeren? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5.Skal jeg bare skynde mig at spise den og f\u00e5 den for mig selv, eller fort\u00e6lle historien til resten af familien, og dermed risikere at skulle dele? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. Hvad ligger der ellers p\u00e5 gulvet? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7.Ligger der andre v\u00e6rdifulde genstande i st\u00f8vsugeren, -og kan de evt spises? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chokoladebaren er ikke mere, problemet er l\u00f8st, og st\u00f8vsugeren k\u00f8rer fint igen, men hvor er det godt, at jeg ikke m\u00e5ler mit eget v\u00e6rd ud fra reng\u00f8ringsstandarden i hjemmet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For s\u00e5 vil det da godt st\u00e5 skidt til! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mere end en forstand. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u00e5 plussiden, s\u00e5 er det da altid rart at f\u00e5 lidt l\u00e6kkert til eftermiddagskaffen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> xxx <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kender I det,&nbsp;n\u00e5r man er ved at st\u00f8vsuge, og s\u00e5 lige pludselig finder et stykke konfetti fra nyt\u00e5rsaften 2005. Og man kan ikke engang lyve for sig selv, og p\u00e5st\u00e5, at det er fra sidste nyt\u00e5rsaften, for der var man slet ikke hjemme. -og desuden er \u00e5rstal p\u00e5, s\u00e5 det har tilsyneladende opholdt sig i &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=371\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bonus<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[164,214,146,126,213,212,125,130],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-chokolade","tag-konfetti","tag-nytaar","tag-rengoering","tag-rengoeringsstandard","tag-standard","tag-stoevsuger","tag-stoevsugning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":374,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions\/374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}