{"id":488,"date":"2020-03-25T11:41:50","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T11:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=488"},"modified":"2020-03-25T11:45:06","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T11:45:06","slug":"vaernemidler-diy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=488","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e6rnemidler DIY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SE! Br\u00f8lede s\u00f8manden og v\u00e6ltede ind i stuen, med et stykke sort stof stramt viklet om hovedet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-nu skal vi ikke v\u00e6re bekymret for at mangle v\u00e6rnemidler, vi kan bare lave dem selv, meddelte han stolt og stirrede forventningsfuldt p\u00e5 mig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu var jeg ikke lige i en situation, hvor v\u00e6rnemidler var akut p\u00e5kr\u00e6vet, men det er jo altid dejligt at v\u00e6re forberedt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00f8manden rankede ryggen og var sv\u00e6rt tilfreds med sig selv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-er det et par underbukser? Spurgte jeg s\u00e5 forsigtigt, efter lidt bet\u00e6nkningstid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-jep! R\u00e5bte han lykkeligt, og drejede rundt om sig selv, s\u00e5 jeg kunne se vidunderet fra alle sider.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-jeg l\u00e6rte det, da jeg var soldat, konstaterede han, ovenud tilfreds med at kunne aktivere f\u00e6rdighederne fra tiden som marinesoldat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-n\u00e5r temperaturen faldt, s\u00e5 var det alle mand ind til siden og p\u00e5 med underbukserne, fortalte han, imens han lige blev n\u00f8dt til marchere et par skridt og st\u00e5 ret, der midt i stuen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Herefter fulgte der et lille informativt kursus, hvor jeg blev instrueret i at omdanne et par herreunderbukser til et brugbart v\u00e6rnemiddel, hvor kun \u00f8jnene var synlige.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-du m\u00e5 gerne l\u00e5ne et par, sagde han og nikkede flot i retning af sovev\u00e6relset, du tager bare, &#8211; og du m\u00e5 godt tage et par rene!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alts\u00e5, hvor heldig kan man v\u00e6re!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SE! Br\u00f8lede s\u00f8manden og v\u00e6ltede ind i stuen, med et stykke sort stof stramt viklet om hovedet. -nu skal vi ikke v\u00e6re bekymret for at mangle v\u00e6rnemidler, vi kan bare lave dem selv, meddelte han stolt og stirrede forventningsfuldt p\u00e5 mig. Nu var jeg ikke lige i en situation, hvor v\u00e6rnemidler var akut p\u00e5kr\u00e6vet, men &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=488\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">V\u00e6rnemidler DIY<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[36,333,332,331,122,306,330],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-diy","tag-heldigemig","tag-marinesoldat","tag-reneunderbukser","tag-soemanden","tag-underbukser","tag-vaernemidler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":492,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions\/492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}