{"id":591,"date":"2020-11-17T15:26:04","date_gmt":"2020-11-17T15:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=591"},"modified":"2020-11-17T16:58:19","modified_gmt":"2020-11-17T16:58:19","slug":"nu-taeller-jeg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=591","title":{"rendered":"Nu t\u00e6ller jeg.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coronamedl\u00f8gp\u00e5 episode 2, dag 12<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vi har nu set Harry Potter nummer 1 og nummer 2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 mangler vi kun 400.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I to&#8217;eren listede Harry rundt p\u00e5 gangene, fordi han kunne h\u00f8re noget, der kaldte p\u00e5 han igennem v\u00e6ggen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imens de tre entusiastiske unge mennesker susede optimistisk rundt, for at finde monsteret, der hviskede igennem v\u00e6ggen, slog det mig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det er n\u00f8jagtigt s\u00e5dan, jeg har det med nutella.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det kalder ogs\u00e5 p\u00e5 mig igennem v\u00e6ggen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lige nu har vi et n\u00e6sten t\u00f8mt nutellaglas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alts\u00e5 det er jo ikke den rigtige nutella.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det er noget der hedder Chokonussa, og det kr\u00e6ver kontant opbevaring i k\u00f8leskabet, for ikke at blive flydende.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00f8manden p\u00e5st\u00e5r h\u00e5rdnakket, at han overhovedet ikke kan smage forskel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men selvom det er nutellas kusine i tredje led, s\u00e5 er den kaldende hvisken uomtvistelig, konstant og den stopper ikke, f\u00f8r glasset er helt k\u00f8rt helt i bund.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e5r man kommer dertil, at uanset hvilken vinkel kniven holdes i, s\u00e5 kan man bare ikke f\u00e5 fat i de sidste insisterende klatter, der st\u00e6dig kl\u00e6ber sig til bunden og kliner sig fast p\u00e5 siderne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 jeg forst\u00e5r s\u00e5 udem\u00e6rket Harry og hans to raske svende.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e5r det kalder, s\u00e5 kalder det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 m\u00e5 man f\u00f8lge efter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is\u00e6r n\u00e5r man sidder inde ved spisebordet, og pr\u00f8ver at f\u00e5 alting til at ligne en normal arbejdsdag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Med frokostpause, kuglepenne p\u00e5 bordet og et virvar af ledninger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men der er bare s\u00e5 stille.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg savner kopimaskinen, folks sl\u00e6bende fodtrin, de sm\u00e5 hyggelige bem\u00e6rkninger og andre menneskers vejrtr\u00e6kning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I dag har vi kun v\u00e6ret mig og chokonussa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og en pose pistacien\u00f8dder, som har givet mig ondt i maven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coronamedl\u00f8gp\u00e5 episode 2, dag 12 Vi har nu set Harry Potter nummer 1 og nummer 2. S\u00e5 mangler vi kun 400. I to&#8217;eren listede Harry rundt p\u00e5 gangene, fordi han kunne h\u00f8re noget, der kaldte p\u00e5 han igennem v\u00e6ggen. Imens de tre entusiastiske unge mennesker susede optimistisk rundt, for at finde monsteret, der hviskede igennem &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=591\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nu t\u00e6ller jeg..<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[351,325,352,350,122],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-chokonussa","tag-corona","tag-hjemmearbejde","tag-nutella","tag-soemanden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":598,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions\/598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}