{"id":599,"date":"2020-11-18T17:50:21","date_gmt":"2020-11-18T17:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=599"},"modified":"2020-11-18T18:20:33","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T18:20:33","slug":"tamtam-paa-afstand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=599","title":{"rendered":"Tamtam p\u00e5 afstand"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coronaspat episode 2, dag 13<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er det sjovt at drikke sig fuld, n\u00e5r man ikke har p\u00e6nt t\u00f8j p\u00e5?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hvor hurtigt damper en brannert af, n\u00e5r man sidder der bag sk\u00e6rmen, som en anden Jens Vejmand?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kan man holde festen k\u00f8rende, n\u00e5r man sidder der og r\u00e5ber sk\u00e5l, ind i en sk\u00e6rm?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man beh\u00f8ver selvf\u00f8lgelig kun at tage p\u00e6nt t\u00f8j p\u00e5 den \u00f8verste halvdel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pailletbluse og skisokker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men hvor sjovt er det egentligt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kan man for et eksempel blive budt op til dans?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hvad med k\u00f8en til dametoilettet, hvor man altid m\u00f8der en gammel bekendt, kan l\u00e5ne et hygiejnebind og lytte til andres samtaler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det er ogs\u00e5 sv\u00e6rt at snakke om de andre, n\u00e5r alle kigger ind i sk\u00e6rmen p\u00e5 samme tid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men man skal selvf\u00f8lgelig ikke bruge penge p\u00e5 en taxa hjem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det bedste ved en god solid julefrokost, er jo ogs\u00e5, at man har noget at snakke om, n\u00e5r folk lettere pinligt ber\u00f8rte lusker ind af d\u00f8ren mandag morgen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For n\u00e5r vi har gennemtygget smittetallet, ministreafgange, S\u00f8rens frisure, K\u00e5res pension og hvad-er-det-nu-ham-strisseren-hedder, s\u00e5 er der jo ikke ret meget tilbage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oplevelseskontoen er g\u00e5et i minus, og vi higer efter enhver information, der kan f\u00e5 dagen til at g\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Har I ellers noget nyt, det m\u00e5 gerne v\u00e6re noget, som I selv finder p\u00e5, som en kollega h\u00e5befuldt sagde, tidligere idag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ogs\u00e5 kunne vi ikke engang finde p\u00e5 noget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu er fantasiens kilde \u00e5benbart ogs\u00e5 ramt af karant\u00e6ne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og det er nok det, der g\u00f8r mig lidt loren ved en skypefest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der foreg\u00e5r jo ikke noget i krogene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hvordan kan Birthe fra regnskab have en aff\u00e6re med Kent fra \u00f8konomi, n\u00e5r det hele foreg\u00e5r p\u00e5 en f\u00e6lles sk\u00e6rm?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg synes, at der er flere sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l end svar, n\u00e5r det kommer til skypefester.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men hvis jeg bliver inviteret, s\u00e5 er jeg da villig til at give det en chance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coronaspat episode 2, dag 13 Er det sjovt at drikke sig fuld, n\u00e5r man ikke har p\u00e6nt t\u00f8j p\u00e5? Hvor hurtigt damper en brannert af, n\u00e5r man sidder der bag sk\u00e6rmen, som en anden Jens Vejmand? Kan man holde festen k\u00f8rende, n\u00e5r man sidder der og r\u00e5ber sk\u00e5l, ind i en sk\u00e6rm? Man beh\u00f8ver selvf\u00f8lgelig &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=599\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tamtam p\u00e5 afstand<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":604,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions\/604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}