{"id":690,"date":"2021-01-13T12:26:44","date_gmt":"2021-01-13T12:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=690"},"modified":"2021-01-13T16:03:45","modified_gmt":"2021-01-13T16:03:45","slug":"cho-cho-chokolade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=690","title":{"rendered":"Cho-cho-chokolade"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coronaslikken episode 4,5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu har jeg rodet i alle skabe og skuffer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kigget i den gamle margarinekasse, der st\u00e5r ovenp\u00e5 k\u00f8leskabet, selvom jeg udm\u00e6rket&nbsp;godt ved, at den kun indeholder gammelt kn\u00e6kbr\u00f8d, en pose med bl\u00f8de chips og et porcel\u00e6nsfad med en kanin, som jeg engang har f\u00e5et af min far i f\u00f8dselsdagsgave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-og svaret er nej!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vi har ikke noget chokolade nogen steder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og jeg ved godt, at det er min egen skyld.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg har nemlig forbudt s\u00f8manden at k\u00f8be chokolade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 vi har ikke noget, fordi vi ikke har k\u00f8bt noget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men da jeg sagde til s\u00f8manden, at han ikke skulle k\u00f8be chokolade, fordi at jeg gerne ville leve lidt sundere, gerne ville snacke lidt mindre og alt muligt andet vr\u00f8vl, s\u00e5 mente jeg jo ikke, at han skulle stoppe med at k\u00f8be chokolade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg mente bare, at han skulle k\u00f8be noget, som han kunne smugle ind i huset, og gemme p\u00e5 strategiske steder, hvor jeg s\u00e5 kunne finde det, n\u00e5r trangen til chokolade blev for stor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5dan en slags gemmeleg, bare med yankiebars, snickers og rittersport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og jeg er ikke den der holder nogen udenfor, s\u00e5 vingummibamser, lakridspiber og romkugler m\u00e5 gerne v\u00e6re med.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e5r man s\u00e5dan skal bev\u00e6ge sig, for at f\u00e5 fat i de gode sager, s\u00e5 n\u00e5r&nbsp;man jo ogs\u00e5 at br\u00e6nde lidt kalorier af, inden chokoladen bliver fundet og spist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">T\u00e6nker det er en nulsumsspil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det lyder i hvertfald&nbsp;&nbsp;ikke som noget, man kan blive ret tyk af.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ogs\u00e5 ville der jo ogs\u00e5 ske lidt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man kan b\u00e5de g\u00f8re det alene eller sammen med familien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">jeg forstiller mig fx, at hele familien m\u00f8des kl 10.30 i k\u00f8kkenet, og s\u00e5 g\u00e5r den vilde skattejagt, og vinderen f\u00e5r yankiebaren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hvis man g\u00f8r det alene, s\u00e5 er man selvf\u00f8lgelig sikker p\u00e5 at f\u00e5 pr\u00e6mien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-s\u00e5 jeg kommer nok mest til at g\u00f8re det alene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 nu skal jeg bare have overtalt s\u00f8manden til at indk\u00f8be og gemme chokolade p\u00e5 matriklen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det kan b\u00e5de v\u00e6re udenfor og indenfor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg er \u00e5ben for alle muligheder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bare de kan spises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-og smager af chokolade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coronaslikken episode 4,5 Nu har jeg rodet i alle skabe og skuffer. Kigget i den gamle margarinekasse, der st\u00e5r ovenp\u00e5 k\u00f8leskabet, selvom jeg udm\u00e6rket&nbsp;godt ved, at den kun indeholder gammelt kn\u00e6kbr\u00f8d, en pose med bl\u00f8de chips og et porcel\u00e6nsfad med en kanin, som jeg engang har f\u00e5et af min far i f\u00f8dselsdagsgave. -og svaret er &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=690\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cho-cho-chokolade<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[164,325,392,390,389,391,122],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-chokolade","tag-corona","tag-coronaslikken","tag-familiehygge","tag-gemmeleg","tag-kalorier","tag-soemanden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}