{"id":927,"date":"2021-04-04T12:48:59","date_gmt":"2021-04-04T12:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=927"},"modified":"2021-04-04T17:32:23","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T17:32:23","slug":"titteboeh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=927","title":{"rendered":"Titteb\u00f8h"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I g\u00e5r k\u00f8bte s\u00f8manden en d\u00e5se chokoladecigarer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det er en stor d\u00e5se, der indeholder en masse r\u00f8r lavet af spr\u00f8d kiks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De ligner cigarer eller m\u00e5ske mest cerutter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Inde i r\u00f8rene er der s\u00e5 fyldt med nutella.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alts\u00e5, de m\u00e5 jo ikke kalde det for nutella, s\u00e5 de kalder det for hasseln\u00f8ddecreme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men vi ved jo godt, hvad de mener.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I g\u00e5r aftens blev chokoladecerutterne s\u00e5 serveret til en portion is med hjemmepisket jordb\u00e6rguf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De fleste blev spist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Resten blev i d\u00e5sen til en anden god gang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Den gode gang er s\u00e5 nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Problemet er bare, at s\u00f8manden er cyklet en tur rundt havnen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og han har ikke fortalt mig, hvor han har gemt de satans cerutter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg har kigget mange steder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I skabe og skuffer og oven p\u00e5 k\u00f8leskabet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Under viskestykkerne, bagved br\u00f8dristeren og i skuffen med fl\u00e5ede tomater.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De er v\u00e6k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeg har gennems\u00f8gt k\u00f8kkenet, stuen og baggangen, og spekulerer nu over, om han m\u00e5ske har gemt dem i  sin undert\u00f8jskuffe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vil det v\u00e6re for m\u00e6rkeligt?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hvor mange steder kan man egentlig gemme s\u00e5dan en \u00e5ndsvag d\u00e5se chokolader\u00f8r?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hvor sv\u00e6rt kan det v\u00e6re?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c5benbart mange steder og man m\u00e5 p\u00e5pege, at han er afsindigt god til at gemme chokolade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det er i hvert fald sindssygt sv\u00e6rt at finde dem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men han har jo ogs\u00e5 \u00f8vet sig i mange \u00e5r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cirka 28.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og s\u00e5 kender man jo efterh\u00e5nden hinanden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og det giver jo b\u00e5de fordele og ulemper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fordelen er for eksempel, at man bare kan ringe op p\u00e5 mobilen og br\u00f8le tandpasta, s\u00e5 ved personen i den anden ende godt, hvad det betyder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man har jo set hinanden n\u00f8gne tilstr\u00e6kkeligt mange gange til, at h\u00f8ftlighedsplasteret er revet af for l\u00e6nge siden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alts\u00e5, man skal da tale p\u00e6nt til hinanden og alt det der, men nogle gange beh\u00f8ver man ikke s\u00e5 mange ord.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man g\u00f8r det bare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e6tter kaffe over til to kopper, k\u00f8ber den rigtige type havregryn og forts\u00e6tter den samtale, som man begyndte p\u00e5 for 3 m\u00e5neder siden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og gemmer chokolade p\u00e5 hemmelige steder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Personligt har jeg ingen hemmelige chokolade-gemmersteder, for det vil jo kr\u00e6ve, at jeg rent faktisk havde noget chokolade at gemme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og det har jeg ikke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For det vil kr\u00e6ve, at chokoladen overlevede l\u00e6nge nok til at blive gemt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Og det kommer ikke til at ske.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ikke p\u00e5 min vagt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I g\u00e5r k\u00f8bte s\u00f8manden en d\u00e5se chokoladecigarer. Det er en stor d\u00e5se, der indeholder en masse r\u00f8r lavet af spr\u00f8d kiks. De ligner cigarer eller m\u00e5ske mest cerutter. Inde i r\u00f8rene er der s\u00e5 fyldt med nutella. Alts\u00e5, de m\u00e5 jo ikke kalde det for nutella, s\u00e5 de kalder det for hasseln\u00f8ddecreme. Men vi ved &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/?p=927\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Titteb\u00f8h<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[164,530,531,529,350,122],"class_list":["post-927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-chokolade","tag-chokoladecerutter","tag-chokoladecigar","tag-gemmesteder","tag-nutella","tag-soemanden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=927"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":929,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/927\/revisions\/929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laurabork.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}